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Can't Be Tamed [ Obvious Crack ]Before you all start going batshit about how Hannah Montanna is .. a crazy.. idiot, I agree. xD;; I only wrote this for one of my besties-- And they don't like her either.
-- STORY TIEM --
"I can't be tamed!" Estonia sung, dancing along to the constant beat to the rhythm. Sweat poured down his cheeks, as he danced in the bright spotlight, that looked down on them. His wig whipped back and forth, from his moves. He paused briefly, taking a moment to catch his breath as the music grew silent. "See y'all later!" He wiped the sweat off of his brow with his free hand, as his other hand had a tight grip on the microphone. As the curtains closed, he headed backstage, slipping off the wig. "Aw, daddy. Man, m'gonna 'ave to tell 'em I'm Estoniatana." He slumped against the wall, a distressed expression practically plastared onto his face. Being a teenage popstar with two identity's was hard..
Eventually, the night grew dark, and the crowds flooded out of the stadium. "Geezus.." He huffed, Can't Be Tamed [ Obvious Crack ] by ~Sasori-Kitten

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Dedicated to all of my friends. o u o ( Crack )So, Japan was walking down the street. All boss and shit, he didn't give no fucks. "Japan, Japan!" Some random man-lady shouted. "Hai, bitch?" He replied with swag, I mean, YOLO. "I have a secret.. SECRET.."
Japan paused, restraining himself from fucking that bitch up. "WHY YUH HIDE STUFF FROM ME?" He shouted, slapping China.. like a mofo. "I AM A GOD." China whispered. With that, China grew wings and flew around, shouting. "CAW. I AM GODDU."
Turkey and Greece stared at them, I mean, Greece just fucked Turkey up. ( NOT LITERALLY. :I ) By shooting him with a gun and deserting that bitch. "HE GOD." Turkey screaming, flailing. "OMFG. ZEUSSSSS!" Greece grabbed Turkey by the collar and ran off in awe, reading the blog about that shit online.
Oliver ( 2P!England ) ran in, wearing a ninja costume. "HYAHHHH." He shouted, ancient Japanese music playing. "OMFG, NINJA." America cried, running around. Abruptly, Oliver sprouted a tail and became a naga. :U "SNAKE." Hong Kong yelled. "NDedicated to all of my friends. o u o ( Crack ) by ~Sasori-Kitten

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by ~Sasori-Kitten, Mar 1, 2013, 4:39:52 AM
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So, Japan was walking down the street. All boss and shit, he didn't give no fucks. "Japan, Japan!" Some random man-lady shouted. "Hai, bitch?" He replied with swag, I mean, YOLO. "I have a secret.. SECRET.."

Japan paused, restraining himself from fucking that bitch up. "WHY YUH HIDE STUFF FROM ME?" He shouted, slapping China.. like a mofo. "I AM A GOD." China whispered. With that, China grew wings and flew around, shouting. "CAW. I AM GODDU."

Turkey and Greece stared at them, I mean, Greece just fucked Turkey up. ( NOT LITERALLY. :I ) By shooting him with a gun and deserting that bitch. "HE GOD." Turkey screaming, flailing. "OMFG. ZEUSSSSS!" Greece grabbed Turkey by the collar and ran off in awe, reading the blog about that shit online.

Oliver ( 2P!England ) ran in, wearing a ninja costume. "HYAHHHH." He shouted, ancient Japanese music playing. "OMFG, NINJA." America cried, running around. Abruptly, Oliver sprouted a tail and became a naga. :U "SNAKE." Hong Kong yelled. "NO. I'M A NAGA." Oliver hissed. "SNAKE." He continued. Oliver used his awesome ninja powers to destroy Hong Kong. :U "I NINJAAAAA." But Oliver was really nice and brought him back to life. Hong Kong then ran off screaming 'SNAKEE'

"CHUUGOKU-SAN. You're a god?" He frowned, holding a random key. "SHI, I AMMMM." Japan ran off, behind a wall. "MAI KOKORO UNLOCK."

With a huge burst of light, Japan transformed into a giant NEKO GODZILLA MUTANT THING. "I born special. >8'I" Japan cried, running out. "Omg Japan, what the fuck?" China frowned, grabbing POKEBALLS. "I HAVE SECRET. I SEE DEADU PEOPLE."

China threw the pokeballs, not giving a single fuck. "GO, TAIWAN AND SOUTH KOREA." The two nations ran out and died from Kiku's awesomeness. "Okay, okay. You win." China frowned, his wings breaking off.

"ZEUUSSSSS." Greece screamed running around. Turkey was still bleeding to death.. but, yeah.

From the corner of his eye, China saw a cat! "OMFG NO. JERK CAT, ZEUS, JERK." Greece screamed. China picked up the cat, and held it in the air. "I HAVE DE POWER." Immediately, he threw the cat at Kiku.. Kiku held the cat. "Omfg my kokoro go doki doki." But then a metal pole fell down and impaled Kiku in the head, woo.

"I FUCKING WARNED YOU." Greece exclaimed, running towards Japan. "He jerku cat. >8'U" Japan lay there, blood pooling up beside him.

"Nei hou, teacher.." Hong Kong asked in his classic monotone voice, he paused at the sight of what just happened. "OH FUCK. WHY YUH DO THIS? I CLEANU UP THE MESS, TEACHER. YUH DO NOTHING."

"I will SEND YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS BACK TO THE FOREST, HONG." China shouted, pimp slapping the province. "I NOT FROM FOREST, THAT JAPAN. I HATEU YOU. I GO BACK TO ENGLANNDDD." Hong Kong flailed. "FINE, GO FUCK OPIUM."

And then, China was killed by Macau! Woooo. "Oh god what the fuck, Macau? >8U" Greece frowned. "China was sick, dawg." Sick as in 'awesome' But Macau doesn't give no shit. :I He then ran off to make tea, woo. "Yuh kirru zeus. ; A ;" Greece cried, now Greece hated Macau. BUT CHINA WAS NEVER ZEUS. CHINA WAS APHRODITE, THE GODESS OF BEAUTY. Apparently China was Greek..

Olive ran in and disposed of China's body. "I NINJA." He exclaimed, fading into the darkness. "HYAIAAGHAHAHAHHHHH." Hong Kong ran back. "SNAKE." And then Hong Kong DIED FROM PURE INTIMIDATION.

But Oliver was nice and brought him back, cause' he didn't want to get killed by the HIP MAN.

"I too fabu." Hong Kong smiled, OMFG HE SMILED. THE FABRIC OF REALITY TORE A PART.. but Poland ran in and stitched it back together. "FUCK OFF." Poland shouted, spraying water in Hong Kong's face. "Oh fuck no!" Hong Kong shouted, appearing in a FABU tuxedo. "I ROCK THIS SUIT."

Poland appeared in a salsa dress, and they had a fashion contest, RIGHT THERE. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, DESPITE THE CORPSES.

After that, a man ran in. He was wearing a leotard and a star replaced his head. He threw a jar at logic at Greece and ran off. LITTLE TO GREECE'S KNOWLEDGE, IT WAS CATNIP. Oh, yeah, Turkey died from lack of blood. Oh well.

Hong Kong was hospitalized because he broke America's cups, hah, nobody was there to save him. Hong Kong's lost 4 of his fingers. Luckily, they were sewn back on! So, Hong Kong left the hospital and shit..

Ollie remained a naga and in his ninja costume, FIGHTING EVILLL.

Greece got high and shit, Macau made tea and Hong Kong just chilled with England.

BD Wearin' sexy shades.

England gathered his commonwealth nations and they did the harlem shake.

THE END.

Oh, and Hong Kong won, of course!

(( For my lovely waifu and one of my best friends, Greece. It's full of our mini adventures ~ Oh, and part of it is for MissBliss and Evilglasses666. e u e .. And Ivan, if you're reading this. Oh, and Shio! ))

People in my little.. deviant art family~ > u <

The best roleplaying buddies!

We're all like a little.. crackish family on that chat ~ A family full of yandere's.. Tetris.. and salt.

'Hello! The Asian tourists are coming to visit!'

The best crackish rping buddies~!

We have alot of crackish rps, but when they get serious.. they get serious.
'When trying to protect your brother..'
.. Sakura. I'm not sure if we've ever seriously rped. e u e
'We can't be in Russia! It's too hot here!'
'AMERICA! YOU SAID RUSSIA WAS HOT, ARU!'

The awesome Hong Kong-worshipper. xD

Even though you've crashed my computer.. made it freeze.. and refused to record Japans dancing..
IFUCKINGLOVEYOU. ; u ;

The weird ones. ((I still love you~!))

You guys are the first people I met.. literally.. on the internet that is. We have so many memories, I can't list them all~

The person who's always there. ; u ;

Dude, I can pretty much speak to you about almost anything. You're a one of my bestest friends, ever. I can't tell you enough how much you mean to me - You're always there for me. No matter what happens. *Hug*

The person who understands my logic.

We all know water is poison! I can't believe no one helped us! Geez.. I mean, seriously. Did they even GO to medical school?!
'England doesn't speak English. I know because I'm Japanese.'
'..What?! You're wrong, I'm British and I speak English!'
'WELL. THIS PERSON CLEARLY DOESN'T KNOW HISTORY.'

Nation buddy!

I mean.. we must screw with logic.. If I get hurt, you cough up blood or some strange stuff..
'Whatever. Let's go visit Canada! Zea's fine, ..'it' just has to get over it.'

Gory games buddie!

I love watching you play happy wheels~ You're seriously an awesome friend, you've got a great sense of humour. We have too many memories to list! Just play Corpse Party, please..?

Corpse Party/Hetalia bro.

Holy shi- Is Yoshiki still mad..? ; n ; Damn, we can't get a break.. can we..?
'GET THE FLAMETHROWERS!'

2P!Hetalia bro.

I love rping with you~ Our roleplays are somewhat serious yet crackish.. and quite gorish at times. You're an awesome 2P!England rper.. But I still don't know why they kicked you out of that car..
'Get out of my house. o - o '
' e u e *Sits in corner juggling tomatoes.* '

Gamer bro~

You're just so awesome to speak to, you have great taste in games too! We should catch up sometimes, alright~? I can't list all of our memories, it'd take up the entire page.

Artistic bro.

I remember watching your join.me, you're so good at art! You have an awesome sense of humour too~
'I'm going to brutally murder a certain person with a crowbar..'
'Why not use Russia's pipe? e u e'

Brother from another mother!

Alright, I've been Hong Kong, New Zealand, South Korea, North Korea and America in that chat.. How the hell do you know it's me everytime!? Sir, are you that stalkerish? ; u ; Got any of dem limbs?

'North, come back, da-ze!'
'... Da-zea.'
'The events over.'
'I guess you're going to be alone forever, right?'
' ZEA. '
' NORTH. '

I remember when we use to talk on join.me's with Tay, we were only acquaintances, then.. but dude, you're one of my best friends. ; u ; Our friendship is full of broken cups, chickens and death threats! .. ~~thanks for not killing me, by the way..~~ You ninja.

Stop. Playing. Tetris. Seriously, or I'll go make tea in your kitchen. I'm prepared for the blackout.. and Macau isn't your love child! e A e That's.. just disturbing. Ah, well, you're also one of my best friends! But if you keep playing Tetris, I will end you. e A e Seriously..

STILL TO BE ADDED :

Greece, ( I forgot my nickname for her.. ), Nikolai, Alice and Hawaii. e u e ( I'll do it sometime today, I promise. )

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Journal Entry: Thu May 16, 2013, 11:37 PM

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Heyyo! o u o

Well, I know that half of you won't read this but.. //shrugs.

I've basically moved on from dA, and I'm finding it somewhat hard to get back into the 'swing' of things, dA just doesn't interest me anymore. Despite this journals title, I'm not deactivating my account, yet, this account is dead, officially. There won't be any new 'art' ( I barely post any, anyway. xD ) And I'll barely be posting anymore journals, 'kay? The majority of my friends on dA are from Chatzy, and I've really grown to love them all. Such as Ame, Ollie and m'wife. o u o Alongside numerous friends, who I can't be bothered naming.
The thing is, they're all on various Chatzy's. So I talk to them everyday, really. The only reason I created this dA was to communicate with a few of my friends, and such. I had no intention of gaining a heap of watchers, or submitting art. So, my account was bound to die in the first place, right?

I'm only replying to a few messages, yet my inbox is full. xD; So I'll be deleting more, okay? Sorry if I delete yours. I really don't care if anybody comments, or doesn't bother to read this. o u o This is just if .. somebody somehow stumbles across my account, 'kay? I really don't want to leave my amazing watchers, yet, they're not missing out on much, awei-- It's been a few months since I began to push this account away, and not be as active. So, this won't be much of a shock. e u e Shio, and a few of my other best friends who /don't/ have a Chatzy, I need to tell you something through notes, m'kay?

Either way, this isn't my final goodbye! It's more of a .. see ya later? o u o

//waavesss.

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