Japan paused, restraining himself from fucking that bitch up. "WHY YUH HIDE STUFF FROM ME?" He shouted, slapping China.. like a mofo. "I AM A GOD." China whispered. With that, China grew wings and flew around, shouting. "CAW. I AM GODDU."
Turkey and Greece stared at them, I mean, Greece just fucked Turkey up. ( NOT LITERALLY. :I ) By shooting him with a gun and deserting that bitch. "HE GOD." Turkey screaming, flailing. "OMFG. ZEUSSSSS!" Greece grabbed Turkey by the collar and ran off in awe, reading the blog about that shit online.
Oliver ( 2P!England ) ran in, wearing a ninja costume. "HYAHHHH." He shouted, ancient Japanese music playing. "OMFG, NINJA." America cried, running around. Abruptly, Oliver sprouted a tail and became a naga. :U "SNAKE." Hong Kong yelled. "NO. I'M A NAGA." Oliver hissed. "SNAKE." He continued. Oliver used his awesome ninja powers to destroy Hong Kong. :U "I NINJAAAAA." But Oliver was really nice and brought him back to life. Hong Kong then ran off screaming 'SNAKEE'
"CHUUGOKU-SAN. You're a god?" He frowned, holding a random key. "SHI, I AMMMM." Japan ran off, behind a wall. "MAI KOKORO UNLOCK."
With a huge burst of light, Japan transformed into a giant NEKO GODZILLA MUTANT THING. "I born special. >8'I" Japan cried, running out. "Omg Japan, what the fuck?" China frowned, grabbing POKEBALLS. "I HAVE SECRET. I SEE DEADU PEOPLE."
China threw the pokeballs, not giving a single fuck. "GO, TAIWAN AND SOUTH KOREA." The two nations ran out and died from Kiku's awesomeness. "Okay, okay. You win." China frowned, his wings breaking off.
"ZEUUSSSSS." Greece screamed running around. Turkey was still bleeding to death.. but, yeah.
From the corner of his eye, China saw a cat! "OMFG NO. JERK CAT, ZEUS, JERK." Greece screamed. China picked up the cat, and held it in the air. "I HAVE DE POWER." Immediately, he threw the cat at Kiku.. Kiku held the cat. "Omfg my kokoro go doki doki." But then a metal pole fell down and impaled Kiku in the head, woo.
"I FUCKING WARNED YOU." Greece exclaimed, running towards Japan. "He jerku cat. >8'U" Japan lay there, blood pooling up beside him.
"Nei hou, teacher.." Hong Kong asked in his classic monotone voice, he paused at the sight of what just happened. "OH FUCK. WHY YUH DO THIS? I CLEANU UP THE MESS, TEACHER. YUH DO NOTHING."
"I will SEND YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS BACK TO THE FOREST, HONG." China shouted, pimp slapping the province. "I NOT FROM FOREST, THAT JAPAN. I HATEU YOU. I GO BACK TO ENGLANNDDD." Hong Kong flailed. "FINE, GO FUCK OPIUM."
And then, China was killed by Macau! Woooo. "Oh god what the fuck, Macau? >8U" Greece frowned. "China was sick, dawg." Sick as in 'awesome' But Macau doesn't give no shit. :I He then ran off to make tea, woo. "Yuh kirru zeus. ; A ;" Greece cried, now Greece hated Macau. BUT CHINA WAS NEVER ZEUS. CHINA WAS APHRODITE, THE GODESS OF BEAUTY. Apparently China was Greek..
Olive ran in and disposed of China's body. "I NINJA." He exclaimed, fading into the darkness. "HYAIAAGHAHAHAHHHHH." Hong Kong ran back. "SNAKE." And then Hong Kong DIED FROM PURE INTIMIDATION.
But Oliver was nice and brought him back, cause' he didn't want to get killed by the HIP MAN.
"I too fabu." Hong Kong smiled, OMFG HE SMILED. THE FABRIC OF REALITY TORE A PART.. but Poland ran in and stitched it back together. "FUCK OFF." Poland shouted, spraying water in Hong Kong's face. "Oh fuck no!" Hong Kong shouted, appearing in a FABU tuxedo. "I ROCK THIS SUIT."
Poland appeared in a salsa dress, and they had a fashion contest, RIGHT THERE. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, DESPITE THE CORPSES.
After that, a man ran in. He was wearing a leotard and a star replaced his head. He threw a jar at logic at Greece and ran off. LITTLE TO GREECE'S KNOWLEDGE, IT WAS CATNIP. Oh, yeah, Turkey died from lack of blood. Oh well.
Hong Kong was hospitalized because he broke America's cups, hah, nobody was there to save him. Hong Kong's lost 4 of his fingers. Luckily, they were sewn back on! So, Hong Kong left the hospital and shit..
Ollie remained a naga and in his ninja costume, FIGHTING EVILLL.
Greece got high and shit, Macau made tea and Hong Kong just chilled with England.
BD Wearin' sexy shades.
England gathered his commonwealth nations and they did the harlem shake.
Oh, and Hong Kong won, of course!
(( For my lovely waifu and one of my best friends, Greece. It's full of our mini adventures ~ Oh, and part of it is for MissBliss and Evilglasses666. e u e .. And Ivan, if you're reading this. Oh, and Shio! ))